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One of my favorite things to do with Master is watch TV shows while he casually spanks me. (This is not punishment, this is reward. For those of you that are new to my blog, Master will never use pain to punish me.)
Last night, we watched the first season of “Portlandia” (really, really funny! And on instant Netflix) while I was in a t-shirt and panties and he used his wooden paddle on me. While I say this is one of my favorite things to do, I also take it with a grain of salt because sometimes I just want to watch the show, and he’ll spank me really hard which causes me to squeal and miss a bit of dialogue or action. Also, we typically do this on an evening when one or both of us has had a bit to drink (usually wine).
Tipsy Holly is a bit brattier than sober Holly.
And when he started using his 7-wheel Wartenberg wheel on me, it tickled me so much I could barely catch my breath! I was very squirmy and even tried to stop him a few times, but a stern word or two from him will (usually) make me get back into position.
Watching comedy while he spanks me is always a bit of a challenge, because there are always times when I’m halfway between laughing (because of the show) and crying (because of the pain).
Master and I watch a lot of TV together (mainly TV shows, but also Yankee games— Master’s a huge fan). And one fun thing we like to do is have me draped over his lap, and he will spank me with this big, solid-wood paddle of his.
Normally there’s no rhyme or reason for the spanks: they’re just for fun and, as long as I’m not too distracted from what we’re watching, he’ll spank me as much as he wants.
Last night, he came up with a brilliant idea.
You know those drinking games where you take a drink/shot every time a character does something or something repeatedly expected happens (ex: take a shot every time someone smokes on “Mad Men”)? Well, he had the idea of doing that, only with spanks.
We watched “True Blood” and “Newsroom” last night. For “True Blood”, I got a hit every time: we saw a vampire’s fangs, anyone was topless, anyone said “Bon Temps”, and anytime anyone cried. For “Newsroom”, I got hit every time: they said “Will”, anyone was on the phone, anyone said “fuck”, and anytime anyone cried.
Tonight, we watched the Yankee game. I got spanked with the paddle for every strike, and got a hit with the cane for every run made.
I highly recommend this game. <3